Slip n' Jeans

Morning:

Mom: Wait...are you wearing my jeans?
Me: Yeah...I wore them yesterday to
Mom: I've been trying to find those all day yesterday! That's where they've been. There were new; I haven't even worn them yet!
Me: Mine are in the laundry!
Mom: Wear them only today, then give them back
Me: Okay

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Going to Zero (REALLY wet rainy dark morning)

Me: -slipping on the wet concrete while in her ugg boots that have eroded down to flatness- I bet I'm going to fall sometime before lunch -walks into Ziebarth's room-
SLIP and FALL
Person: Are you okay!??!
Me: -gets up with difficulty because of the slippery floor- @_@ I'm OKAY! -walks to chair carefully without slipping again, embarassed-

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Afterschool at home

Mom: She wore my jeans today! See! I haven't even worn them yet!
Dad: o.O
Me: I had no jeans -walking into the garage and by the time i get to the kitchen door, I change the subject- I fell today.
Mom: YOU FELL TODAY!??!? ON MY JEANS!?!?!
Me: ...o.o (in thought: crap...) uh...no o.o
Mom: Yeah, you did! I just heard you!
Me: uh...-takes off boots and walks in the house-
Alex: Stupid...
Mom: (from outside in the garage) CHANGE UR PANTS NOW
Me: I FELL IN THE CLASSROOM NOT OUTSIDE O.O
Mom: you ruined em =_=
Me: they look fine... o.O
Mom: change your pants
Me: okay okay okay...(-chnages and walks to kitchen to get a drink of water, with the door open to the garage, my mom can see me and shakes her head at me-; awkward...)