Cheese and Two Crackers

So my brother and I were watching this Vitamin Water commercial where an Asian male teenager came home to his two white parents.

Alex: He's Asian.

Me: He's adopted.

Alex: How do you konw?

Me: Two white people can't give birth to an Asian... =_=

And stupid comment...

Alex: How do you know?

myTube: Blank Slate

After posting up the Fame Menu on my YouTube Channel, I will have 105 YouTube Videos and 495 Subscribers since 8th grade. I am contemplating to start fresh after I graduate with a second channel for all my future videos. Sound like a smart idea?

How Are You, Tubaman?

I usually visit my friend Gilbert, a bando, in Ms. Axelson's class before I head to my first period. But since he wasn't here during first today, I decided to talk to my other friend Sami, who tried to compensate for his absense.

Me: Gilbert's not here today D;

Sami: I can pretend to be him today.

Me: Okay :D

Sami: -sits in seat-

Me: So, Gilbert, how are you? (Expecting an "alright").

Sami: -high squeaky voice- TUBA TUBA TUBA!

LOLOLOL

Prom 2011: Rendezvous a Paris

I wasn't able to get a decent picture for prom due to mishaps (except three from Ms. Springer, Senor Yarnton, and my cousin William; none of which I have on me), so I drew one ♥

Me: ♥

Ben: -fist pump-

When Life Gives You Lemons...

My friend Gilbert has been complaining a lot lately (he's somewhat a pessimist). He was complaining about he didn't want to go to a banquet because he probably wouldn't get an award. And he comes back getting an award but puts it down as something out of pity and not good enough as the other awards.

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Me: Gilbert, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when life gives you lemons, you make orange juice! What's wrong with you?!

Gilbert: Lol. You know what, I'm gonna go home now and make some orange juice out of lemons!

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Glad to cheer u up, pal ;P

Like a Chinese Man Always Said...

My friend Andy (his real name is Alex, but I like to call him Andy) has been bugging me for awhile about the female singles in our prom group and today he asked me this.

Andy: Do you think that I could possibily hook up with someone as a temporary date for prom lol? :)

Me: Maybe [insert name here] ;)

Andy: Lol

Me: Want me to ask for you?

Andy: No, I'll ask them.

Andy: Like a Chinese man once said. Be a Man

Me: LOL

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